The wife of a Broadway exec (she's 25 years younger than him, about as old as his daughter) tours the flat he's kicking her out of and calls his office to ask about the porn, condoms and Viagra she found despite never having sex with him. Tricia Walsh-Smith, soon-to-be-ex-wife of Philip Smith, chokes up while she tells how he's divorcing her with "no grounds." This is like the lovechild of that old soap star with the embarrassing house tour and those girls who striptease on Megarotic.com and talk dirty to their ex-boyfriends.

Some lawyers willing to talk to the L.A. Times are all "OMG this is new" as if people aren't already blogging messy divorces or years-long custody battles.