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The list of computer companies with failed retail initiatives includes a lot of big names: Sony, Dell, and Gateway, for starters. Only one company, Apple, has beaten the odds. Now Microsoft, which tried and failed with one retail store in San Francisco a decade ago, is rumored to be tiptoeing into the retail waters again. Fudzilla, a rumor site, claims Microsoft will open "many" retail shops dedicated to Microsoft products. The aim of the stores would be to show the "true Microsoft experience." What, random crashes of the cash register during checkout and multiple identity checks before being allowed into the store? This can't end well. A Microsoft spokesperson offered the standard noncomment, which may be wise; if the retail push is for real, I wouldn't want to try and pitch it to the press, either.