Kathie Lee Wants You to Praise the Lord
Kathie Lee Gifford hasn't even been co-hosting The Today Show for a full week, but already she's managed to both turn it into the 700 Club and give us nightmares about her husband Frank Gifford's kinky adulterous past. She wants you to remember, ladies: it's not your fault! You're actually just like Princess Di because lots of sexy women have been cheated on by their husbands. None of this is surprising though, as Kathie Lee's tenure on Live! was marked by constant overshares about her sham marriage, her wretched children (Cody and Cassidy) and her cheesy Wal-Mart faith. Now she's got this faux-View platform to spout it all out again. She's been waiting for years. Praise Jesus!