Chace Crawford, who may be a gay man who dates gay men, recently broke-up with his "girlfriend," Cracker Barrel waitress Carrie Underwood. Via text message. "Hold on Lance, let me use my Sidekick to send a quick text to Carrs. I can't see her anymore. She always smells like country ham n' grits. It's totes hilars. And disgusts. Wait, that's actually a word." [Us]