Trainer To The Stars Sells Out Demi Moore's 'Meaty' Thighs, 'Fleshy' Naomi Watts And 'Soft' Madonna
It's not just British tabloids ripping apart celebrity body parts; now their own trainers are turning against them to make a buck. Fitness expert Rob Parr has written the summer release Star Quality, in which he shells out detail after "fleshy" detail about the problem areas of stars like Demi Moore, Naomi Watts, and Madonna. And though the blurbs on the back merely outline the "types" of bodies each star had (hourglass, long and slender, and athletic, respectively), he delves far deeper into their Before states in the pages: "
[Demi] lacked a defined waist, carried too much meat on her thighs, and was, by movie-star standards, thick overall."
Parr writes of Madonna, "When [she] and I started working together, she was very soft." Madonna, soft? Considering recent pictures of her whether she's airbrushed or not, we didn't realize putting the two in the same sentence was even legal anymore. And poor Watts, whose perfectly fit body provided the only moments of solace throughout the entirety of Funny Games gets the following distinction from Parr: "fleshy...we needed to trim and tighten so that she would fit the mold of a bikini-clad babe." Did he really just say "bikini-clad babe" in a book? Now we understand who's feeding stars impossible-to-believe bites when it comes to blabbing about how much they "chow down" to the press.
