Our apologies if things seem to be running a little slow at Defamer HQ today. We have been experiencing a number of technical issues throughout the course of the day that have affected our publishing process, which is why you've seen that J. Lo story ride the top of the homepage for the last two hours. We have also caught word that comments have been on the fritz for patches of time throughout the day, too. We have been assured that our devoted crew of Nick Burns aficionados are on the case, we hope to have everything up to snuff soonish. Thanks for your patience.