Jamie Lynn Spears' Baby Registry Only Includes One Typo!
Judging by some of the odder items featured on Juno Lynn Spears' alleged baby registry, it seems as though the 16 year-old is hopeful that her precious little one will turn out to be another Spears family cash cow. As People revealed this morning, Jamie Lynn drove over 80 miles from her home in Kentwood to register her bundle of joy at Babies R Us (we're guessing the internet must've been down in Kentwood?). Listed among necessities like strollers and baby monitors priced at $199, the mommy-to-be has picked out some jazzy presents designed to jump start an infant's road to insta-stardom, which will likely come via a role on some Nickelodeon song-and-dance show. See the full list, including the Idol-in-training items, after the jump.
At left, we find the Learn & Groove Musical Table, which "engages and entertains with songs, and features 15 musical activities in both English and Spanish and more than 40 songs and melodies." Surely Baby Juno will master "Soy Un Esclavo 4 U" in no time! At center, the freakazoid Groove 'N Go Music Maker promises to "come to life, playing a unique mix of music and light patterns while dancing around and swinging his arms to the beat!" That beats the way scarier option of being sung lullabies by Aunt Britney herself! Finally, the Take Along Tunes player will "introduce your little one to baby-friendly versions of classical masterpieces by Mozart, Vivaldi, Chopin and Rossini." Who said you can't teach class?
Just in case you're interested in jumping on the registry train, take a peek at the complete list here. But we call dibs on the batteries!
[Photo Credits: X17, Babys 'R Us]
