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Because Three-Word Week was a such a hit, today we're going to see if we can go one better with just two:
· Britney's triumph.
· Fields's Fifth?
· LAT Puff'd.
· Tempering Indy.
· DreamWorks's divorce.
· Sumner Cruising.
· Darth Bob.
· Dejennifying Judy.
· Joker hereafter.
· Single/Hairy.
· Sambora: Swerving.
· Marshall backlash.
· Hills Wisdom.
· Littlest Lamas.
· Sixteen Questions.
· Chésee's rendezvous.
· Hasselbeck's metaphor.
· Love, out.
· Upchucky Games.
· Saving Swayze.
· Fierce Peeps.
· "Gayest faces."
· $35 cineplex.
· "Thanks, Arthur."