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We take now a moment to acknowledge Defamer advertisers, whom we trust like an old, familiar lover, and who would never allow the intimate photoset we allowed them to take of us to ever leave their hands. If you'd like to sponsor your way into our pants, everything you need to know is right here.

Thanks to: American Apparel, Avenue Q, Battlestar Galactica, Converse, Dotspotter, Hachette Books, Mini, Redken, Register.com, Unscrew America.