Oh no. The new season of The Hills hasn't even begun and Lauren is already angry at people and making life decisions. ("Spoiler Alert" I guess?) Apparently her friend and roommate Audrina betrayed her by making-up with Lauren's arch nemesis, Heidi, while Lauren was in Paris for the summer. Also while she was gone, ex-boyfrined Brody quickly got himself a new girlfriend (though I guess we knew that), and went public with the information. Naturally Lauren went crying to her best friend, Us Weekly magazine, to moan about the whole situation. "At this point, I have to question every person that wants to have a relationship with me, whether it's a friendship or a romantic relationship," she said bleakly. Poor broken Lauren. Hopefully whatever ratings bump this brouhaha gives Monday's premiere will soften the many blows of her tortured existence. [Us] After the jump, find evidence of why no one should ever go to Paris for the summer.