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Ready the rage of the creative underclass: Chris Crocker says about this five-second clip, "The point of this video is to show that all I have to do is blink to get the video views I do." So far it got 806,112 views.

Know what I'd earn if I got that many views on here? $6045.84. Fucking Crocker. Even that girl who stares at the camera has to go a full minute to get half the views he just got.