Three Reasons Why We Think The Kristin Davis Sex Tape Is For Real
The internets were flooded yesterday with screen caps featuring what may or may not be Sex And The City's resident sweetheart/prude giving one very large member a very thorough (and NSFW) blow job using a very long tongue. Naturally, Kristin Davis went into denial mode, claiming the tape was a fake, and even suggesting that the image had been photo-shopped to add in that innocent sparkle in her eyes, the incredibly unique hairline (and hair color), and perfectly manicured eyebrows. After the jump, we provide the photos in question, and make our argument that this is indeed the real Charlotte York-Goldenblatt (some images NSFW), denials or not:
1. Embarrassing As It May Be, We're SATC Obsessives: Before you start with the eye-rolling and the Old Maid stereotypes about Sex devotees, consider this: during a scandal like this, you need a few of us around. We've admittedly seen every episode, meaning we've memorized all four girls' aging faces. Davis, with her ever-perfect arched eyebrows, skin as smooth and shiny as porcelain, and nose just ski-slopey enough to pass for "perky," either has an identical twin sister, or put all those unique features to work in her X-rated debut.
2. Kristin Davis Has Been Single For Decades: SJP is long-married with the cutest son in the world to boot, Cynthia Nixon has that whole lesbian crowd to knit with, and Kim Cattrall can milk the slutty Sam Jones facade until she's all shriveled up. But Kristin? Aside from a fling with Alec Baldwin, the 43-year old is still living a life of singlehood, just like her small-screen counterpart Charlotte always feared. With hopes dashed, a hunky long-schlonged wannabe actor might find it easy to convince Davis to join him in a taped sex session. His dick gets famous, and Davis proves she's not an old shrew.
3. Hello? SATC: The Movie Is Coming Out In Two Months!: Like Paris Hilton before her, Davis has been in Hollywood long enough to know how well sex tape scandals can do for business.
You be the judge: do you really think these spitting images of Davis' are the real thing? Or is she the victim of what the Germans like to call a doppelgänger?
[Photo Credits: Scott Fayner, The Blemish]
