Mark Zuckerberg, Middle East peace envoy
At South By Southwest, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg said his company doesn't "want to be in the business of deciding who's a country." And yet, inescapably, it is — right down to drawing borders. Facebook classified some West Bank towns as being in Palestine instead of Israel. This angered some Jewish settlers who wanted to be classified as living in Israel. On the other side of the fence, some Palestinians want East Jerusalem to be listed as part of Palestine. Facebook, in an effort to stay neutral, Facebook has given users the option of choosing which country they wish to identify with. We're just waiting for the Zionist-conspiracy wingnuts to notice that Zuckerberg is Jewish.