Jamie Lynn Spears Figures Out How To Distance Herself From Britney
Come April 4th, Juno Lynn Spears will finally turn one year older (and, we can only hope, wiser), at which point she'll finally be able to escape the nasty stigma of being Sweet 16 And Pregnant. But, sadly, she will never be able to escape the stigma of being Britney Spears' sister. At least, not technically. But based on photographs taken of the smiling Jamie Lynn in Louisiana yesterday, she may have figured out a way to distance herself from The Package using nothing but her wardrobe. While we are not necessarily advocating short shorts and visible bras as appropriate outerwear for pregnant teens, when you compare it to Britney's penchant for visible bellies and bikini tops worn as, well, tops, Jamie Lynn looks downright Victorian in comparison.
Just Saying No to cowboy boots and bikinis intended for, well, 16-year olds, has clearly helped Jamie Lynn inch away from the proud Spears family tree. Additionally, Jamie Lynn seems to possess an astonishing ability to run a comb through her hair and adopt the ever-popular librarian look (She's bespectacled! That means smart! Even if she still working on finishing her GED!) when trying to establish intellectual cred. If only she could take a note out of Paris' book and start carrying the Bible around instead of t-shirts and coffee, then we might really think she was a genius.
