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With Sex and the City: The Movie inching ever closer to its May 30th release date (will Carrie and Big end up together? No don't tell us—we don't want to know! Hurts so good!), and today's announcement of a Beverly Hills 90210 primetime reimagining, we're certain more than a few of you have some Sarah Jessica Parker and Tori Spelling on the brain. Sadly, both women are currently taken, and idling outside their homes in a red '84 Ford Tempo with tinted windows in the hopes of winning some much-needed face time with your TV idols is largely frowned upon by the authorities. (Just trust us on that one.) That's where Pipedream Products' celebrity blow-up dolls come in handy, offering easy-to-inflate, polyurethane likenesses of some of your favorite stars.

Donna and Carrie not your speed? Not to worry, there's plenty more where those came from. Each comes with a Certificate of Authenticity, "three tender love openings," and filthy packaging worth the price of admission alone. (We had to pixelate out SJP's—too filthy!—but the original can be found here. NSFW! You've been warned!) Here's to hoping both blow-up Carrie and Donna eventually find their Lars.