Yesterday's tantalizing Hills clip featured Lauren "LC" Conrad getting some bad news about sorta boyfriend Brody "I vaguely resemble a honeydew melon" Jenner. In today's even MORE tantalizing preview of the upcoming season (again from Us Weekly), the nefarious Spencer Pratt and his Florence Foster Jenkins-esque girlfriend Heidi Montag quibble over some nonsense in front of Heidi's all too camera ready parents. Spencer declares his love. Heidi's mom basically has to call "line", so Heidi prompts her. The father sits there and thinks about that book Ladder of Years he read once. This is what love is like. Raw, real, and planned three hours in advance.