In Which Eliot Spitzer Does Something He Shouldn't

Spitzer paid to see a lady and he's sorry. He said so on the TV.
Who else has done bad things with fast girls? Everyone, pretty much.
Will his wife handle the news with stoic grace, as is the custom?
If not, at least she can retreat to their eco-friendly Governor's Mansion. It's "green."
Unless he resigns? Which he shouldn't.
Is this the tryst-hotel room? Omg omg omg.
Hillary Clinton is taking back all the nice things she said about him.
Need informed cocktail party chatter? Here it is. Now don't you get caught doing whatever bad things you're doing!