"Fire people who are not workaholics.... come on folks, this is startup life, it's not a game. go work at the post office or stabucks if you want balance in your life." — Funtrepreneur Jason Calacanis. After a bunch of other bloggers whined at him, Calacanis rewrote the line to a politically correct "fire people who don't love their work." By that standard, I'd have been continuously unemployed since 1977.