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· Brian Grazer currently culturally unattachéd.
· UTA removes, then returns, their assistants' names.
· The Pellicano trial is underway, but no one really cares.
· Ellen Page: Scissor Sister.
· Diablo Cody immortalized in drag.
· Think that's Paris Hilton's spiritual advisor? Think again, punk!
· Oprah helps makes Drew Barrymore's giant-check-donating fantasies come true.
· K-Fed packs on a few. But he's not the only one.
· Four words for American Idol: Stripper Boogers. Zonked Paulas.
· CAA Death Star felled by one burnt egg roll.
· David Caruso isn't good with props...or thresholds...or lack of sunglass close-ups.
· A terrible development for Patrick Swayze.
· Tropic Thunder goes the blackface-for-laughs route.
· Brian Posehn IS Thelma Dennis.
· 10,000 B.C.: Not so much.
· The little Chris Kattanish Muppet wins Project Runway.