- We watched every single minute of The Wire.
- We rounded up every single blogging cliche.
- We saw shouty PR man Ron Torossian sue a lady for the audacity of helping someone escape his firm.
- We spent the night in jail.
- We pointed and laughed at silly journalists and their overzealous ways of capturing all the news.
- We covered the latest fakey-fake memoir debacle: Valley Girl turned "gang member"!
- We got all up in a tizzy over puppies. Verdict? We like them!
- We learned how to land a job... at the New York Times!
- We wondered: are bloggers bipolar?
- We threw a grenade at Keith Gessen, certain other writers.
- If we have to teach you how to be a blogger, we'll do that later.
- We told Oscar-winning French actress Marion Cotillard where she could shove it.
- But still, thank God for French women: sexing it up for the rest of us.
- We analyzed why moneymaking blogs should never be sold.
- There was terror! But we solved it.
- Does John Mayer annoy us? We can't decide.
- Jim Behrle's cartoon, attached, sums it all up kreepily. That is all. Let the FNFF'ing commence!
