Hillary Clinton is never, ever, ever going to stop campaigning. If she wins Ohio and Texas, she will obviously soldier on. If she wins Ohio but not Texas, she will slightly less obviously soldier on. If she wins neither, she will probably still soldier on. Meanwhile she's getting all punchy in her speeches, she's thrilled that everyone is making fun of her 3 a.m. phone ad, and she's getting friendly with the press again. Even the members of the press who have written or are in the process of writing embarrassing books about her! According to the New York Times, Hillary even pretended to be happy to see Gail Sheehy, a woman who has made Senator Clinton's public life miserable almost since she entered public life.

Sheehy, author and Vanity Fair contributer, first annoyed Hillary in 1992, when she interviewed her for Vanity Fair and brazenly printed the then-First Lady's explicitly off-the-record remarks about how George H. W. Bush was carrying on an affair but no one would report it, unlike Bill's affairs.

In 1999, Sheehy wrote Hillary's Choice, a biography of Clinton's private life and marriage. A couple sources interviewed for the book later claimed to be misquoted or taken out of context, as Ms. Sheehy does have that embarrassing habit of printing everything everyone tells her, even when they say "off the record."

And this is how Senator Clinton greeted Ms. Sheehy, whose book has come to color the most condescending analysis and coverage of the Senator since its publication:

"How are you! I'm so glad you're out here," Mrs. Clinton told her — even though the sudden presence of Ms. Sheehy, as well as that of another high-profile writer, Tina Brown, carried the whiff of last-chance-to-see-the-show.

Ha!

Talk queen Tina Brown, btw, must be praying even harder for Hillary to sweep tomorrow, as there's no audience for Diana 2: I Am Also Friends With President Hillary if there's no President Hillary.

Clinton Campaigns as if Momentum is Hers [NYT]