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Hail matto, commenter of the week. He writes:

Dude, you write about tech here and you have a Hotmail account? Did it become retro-ironic-chic while I wasn't paying attention? Is Hotmail the PBR of free email services? Did Gmail get too popular and "sell out"?

Someone hold me, I'm scared and confused. I started out mocking you, but now I just feel old and out of touch.