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Having fully rebounded from your chocolate-balls and cherry-bubble hangover, leap back into your regular routine with a glance at the weekend's box office numbers:

1. Vantage Point - $22.874 million
Sold as a Rashomon-like take on In the Line of Fire, Vantage Point proved compelling enough an upper-mid-range concept to connect with the public, and secure the top spot in the lackluster post-President's Day period. Its total was augmented by a release in IMAX Digital P.O.V. 8-D, where specially outfitted glasses allowed audiences to enjoy all eight takes on a Presidential merking simultaneously.

2. The Spiderwick Chronicles - $13.1 million
Although Paramount's backyard-fantasia dropped 34%, Spiderwick has performed strong enough to convince the studio to grow the brand. Already, The Spiderwick Diaries and The Spiderwick Monologues are in the works, with execs hoping to extend the franchise to a chick-lit-reading, goblin-curious demographic.

3. Jumper - $12.708 million
Much like the character he plays, we suspect Hayden Christensen will confound many and break all natural laws of science by instantaneously "jumping" into another relationship with his next female co-star.

4. Step Up 2 the Streets - $9.605 million
Will someone please see this with us? Anyone? Otherwise we have to go alone—probably in Elvis glasses and fake nose, somewhere like Reseda—and that's just kind of sad.

5. Fool's Gold - $6.554 million
Worried that star Matthew McConaughey's penchant for shirtlessness might be overshadowing the fine work he delivers in serviceable romcom material like this, the actor's handlers recently called an emergency wardrobe intervention. Codename "Operation Mock Turtle," they were going to first explain the longterm benefits of dressing from the waist up; should that not have gone well, they hoped to physically hold down the actor and force a perfectly lovely Calvin Klein cashmere sweater vest over his head. Not surprisingly, things did not go smoothly, with the actor eventually running down the halls of his agency naked, paraphrasing Amistad as he shouted, "He will break loose his chains! He will decimate his enemies! He will try and try and try, against all odds, against all prejudices, to take off his shirt!"