For Actors, U.S. Is No Country For Gold Men

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Richard Lawson

02/25/08 11:14AM

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[Academy Award winning actors and goddamned foreigners Daniel Day-Lewis, Tilda Swinton, Marion Cotillard, and Javier Bardem; image via WENN]

MisterHippity's new line beats the original, "And Then They Kiss. Then They Get Married. Then They Go To College. No, Make Yours Kiss Mine. Now Mine Doesn't Like Yours."

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Lysergic Asset Richard Lawson 02/25/08 03:22PM

@MisterHippity: Please help me. I know this is funny and clever, because it made me laugh, but I can't for the life of me wrap my mind around what it means. Because: the actors won the Oscars, which means the U.S. is a country for gold men (at least for them). Am I missing something, or just being too literal?!

TedSez Richard Lawson 02/25/08 11:24AM

Tilda Swinton and giant robot Tilda Swinton convince friends to play with tiny robot Tilda Swintons.

Lysergic Asset Richard Lawson 02/25/08 11:52AM

@In Other News...: He also placed his bet in counterfeit pesos, so he never lost.

mollypicon Richard Lawson 02/26/08 07:21AM

Javier Bardem and Daniel Day Lewis Highlights of a Most Delicious Sandwich. (Seriously, this must be the gorgeousest group of oscar winners since 1978 or 1924 or something, right?)