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Much like the birth of celebrity twins, Defamer advertisers are twice as joy-inducing and miraculous as any boring old single birth. And unlike the J-Lo gemini, they require next-to-no feeding, burping, or bottom-wiping! If you'd like to deliver your own bundle of products and/or services to our ever-growing sponsor nursery, everything you need to know is at this page.

Special thanks to: Alaska Airlines, Independent Spirit Awards, Kenneth Cole, Mini, Register.com, Toyota Yaris, Uwushunu.com.