Dina Lohan's Back, And She'll Have You Know That Lindsay's Nudie Shoot Was 'Art,' Not 'Playboy'
Okay, everyone needs to chill out and relax already about those nudie pics Lindsay shot for NY Mag. There's nothing wrong with a young girl splashing her freckalicious T&A all over billboards and buses, so zip up your pants and act like an adult. Why? Because Dina Lohan says so! As the momager/pimp tells People, "I looked at it as art...I don't look at them like it's Playboy. Trust me. I wouldn't have sent my 14 year-old to the set. And obviously Lindsay wouldn't do anything with her sister there that was risque." Yes, Dina, obviously. More lessons from the House of Lohan, and Lindsay's pre-shoot workout regime, after the jump.
Not only was the shoot "tastefully done," according to Dina, but both Lohans positively jumped at the prospect of showing the whole world LiLo's junk: "Lindsay said, 'Mommy, I'm never going to get this opportunity to do it again.' She was very thankful." Now, we understand how epic it must have been to recreate Marilyn Monroe's most famous shoot with the same photographer 46 years later, and yes, the pictures are pretty "art"-y in a vintage pin-up kind of way, but isn't it just the slightest bit disturbing how eager Les Lohans were to show some nip? Not to mention their Anna Nicole Smith-like obsession with Marilyn? But there is one silver lining buried within Dina's mouthful of an interview: sounds like Lindsay's replaced former nerve-killers Parliament Lights and ecstasy pills with exercise! Our gal Lohan claims that she reeled off 250 crunches before the shoot. Take that, Suzanne Somers!
