We knew Jane Fonda was a dirty bird (Stephen Colbert KissGate, anyone?), but this morning on the Today Show, the actress let a little four-letter word slip that would even make notorious early morning F-Bomb dropper Diane Keaton blush. Chatting with Meredith Vieira and Vagina Monologues playwright Eve Ensler, Mer made the mistake of asking Hanoi Jane a question about how she initially got involved with the play. But before anyone could decipher her mouthful of an answer (and before confused producers could figure out which camera she felt like looking into at that particular moment), we heard one of the more distasteful terms for ladyflowers erupt from jumpy Jane's mouth.

Fortunately (or unfortunately, depending on your predilection for jarring early morning euphemisms for the female reproductive system), this faux pas will surely be cut from the West Coast feed this morning. But thanks to the magic of TiVo, we were able to capture it in all its glory for you. It's a Valentine's Day Miracle!