Troubled actress Lindsay Lohan reportedly has a dangerous enabler friend/hanger-on named Patrick Aufdenkamp (which is actually the sound Heidi Klum makes when she sneezes) and it is not good! Sources close to the actress say Aufdenkamp (bless you!) has put her in close proximity to alcohol on numerous occasions, including the star's New Year's trip to Italy, during which she had a relapse. Also breaking news: TMZ makes their one millionth "No, no, no" rehab joke, for which Harvey Levin will receive a free meal at the Ground Round. [TMZ]