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Why would Marc Jacobs personally invite K. Fed to his impossible-to-get-into show tomorrow night? Because he's the cleverest fame-whore of them all, that's why! With Britney making more headlines than ever but, um, unavailable for public appearances at the moment, Marc knows something the other designers don't: the sheer presence of Kevin Federline will catapault his name into the headlines during what has been an unusually slow Fashion Week. The kicker? The appearance happens on the same day as, you guessed it, Britney 's bombshell profile in Rolling Stone hits newsstands!

Although Us describes K. Fed as being "no stranger to fashion," this is mainly due to his long-ago aspirations to do a line with Britney back in 2005. The name of that doomed line, you ask? Pair A Dice. Why? Because, according to K. Fed, "dice are lucky for us." Isn't that special? As for the show tomorrow night, we really think two elements are missing from MJ's plan of press dominance: invites for Sean Preston and The Other One. He does have a Little Marc line after all.