Brooke Shields Heroically Re-Balances Sidewalk 4.85K Richard Lawson 02/05/08 02:21PM Filed to: open caption open caption INF Brooke Shields waverly inn [Actress Brooke Shields outside the Waverly Inn in New York last night; image via INF]mathnet, who later said "OK I hate myself right now," came up with the line that beat the original, "Ha Ha Ha. Oh My God Help Me It's Getting Closer."