First things first: How about that Matthew McConaughey's new haircut? Appearing on The Today Show to promote Fool's Gold (formerly Romancing the Stoner), the shirt-averse movie star unveiled a jarring new squaredo. Once we adjusted to the thought of McConaughey being robbed of the luscious, starfish-and-seaweed tangled manlocks that for so long have defined his freespirited, shaka-sign-delivering attitude, however, we were able to focus on what he was actually saying to a very giggly Meredith Vieira. (God she loves her job!)

Asking how the pregnancy he's so "stoked and wowed" about might hamper his nomadic ways, the freeform bongoist simply chuckled and explained that whoever this baby ends up being, it better get used to hanging out shirtless a whole lot and holding on for dear life to daddy's tan, muscular leg as the two conquer the hairiest waves from Cloudbreak to Alligator Rock.