A top British dance troupe will premiere their newest piece, Meltdown, about Britney Spears' tragic fall from grace, in London tomorrow evening. Richard Thomas, composer of the recent Jerry Springer opera, also wrote the music for this show. Thomas seems to be quite the critic; showing the world, with melancholy and a slight whiff of pity, what a sad bunch of fuck-ups we across the pond really turned out to be. [AFP]