Spare us the LaBeouf jokes for a moment, if you please, and feast your eyes on this beefcake centerfold spread of Shia LaBeouf, apparently one of the photo interstitials not used for his SNL hosting stint. If the udder delights on display aren't to your liking, we encourage you to at least forward the link onto any plushy enthusiasts and/or Shia admirers in your life, who can use the materials to inspire all new LaBeoufian dress-up fantasies without having to revisit the familiar Transformers and Holes themes. [Towleroad]