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· Shock and sadness: Heath Ledger dies.
· The Oscar nominations: Even more underwhelming than usual. The reactions. Breaking down the snubees.
· Warner Bros.' Dark days are upon them.
· Turns out, everyone wants to know what all that Cloverfield fuss was about: Mostly nausea.
· Kiefer is free! Kiefer is free! The first sighting.
· Lindsay Lohan: Queen of the Razzies.
· E! News's typo'd tribute to Brad Renfro.
· Rambo: By the numbers.
· Ben Silverman is Ben Silverman's kind of guy.
· Kathleen Turner reveals a chihuahua-snatching side to Nicolas Cage none of us knew existed—including Nicolas Cage.
· Sundance: Hamlet 2 sells for $10 million, or $5 million each for screenwriters Diablo Rosencrantz and Aviva Guildenstern. (And whatever's left over for Steve Coogan.)
· Jerry O'Connell: Def SP.
· Something about Nicole Kidman and a saved placenta.
· Welcome to the World of Diablo Cody
· The Moment of Truth: Glacially paced, not life-destroyingy enough. Play along at home!
· Two more Pitt-Jolieseses on the way! Maybe!