The power of the intertubes will soon be bringing us "Mondays with Merce," a video podcast of the weekly dance class taught by legendary choreographer and dancer Merce Cunningham. We know you're excited. We know you know that Cunningham is cultural royalty, and that until now his class was only open members of his dance company and hand-picked guests. We also know it's been too long a since an 89 year old man helped you improve your pirouette. Clear out some space on that nano, your Tuesday morning commute is about to get a whole lot dancier. Also, it's not exactly going to be a free download. Here are 2000 breathless words from the New York Times.