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· The Secret Tom Cruise Scientology Tape They Didn't Want You To See That You Ended Up Seeing A Lot Of Anyway
· The Non-Globes: If you liveblog a non-event, does it make a sound? "Sooo...I understand you worked at Hooters. How humiliated are you by that?" The Piv cements his place in catchphrase-coining history. Kicking it, Borgnine style. Stanko ratings. Night of 1000 hotel room viewing parties. Blonskysplosion!
· Katie Holmes MarathonGate: Breathing not a word of it on GMA. Feeding Letterman the party line. Things get juicy: Who is runner #6074? And who is Paul Vincent? Probably not the final word on the matter.
· The rumors of a DGA deal were right on the money. The industry reacts.
· Breaking down the Sundance buzz. And a lost cat for good measure.
· Katherine Heigl refreshingly candid about how shitty the newlywed life can be.
· Following the Axium embezzlement paper trail.
· OMG! Diane Keaton said "fucking" on GMA!
· NodorO™: Manly, yes, but Simon Cowell likes it too!
· Wesley Snipes Rorschachian court papers.
· Goodbye, Brad.
· Nothing can cancel Oscar Christmas. Look at the sparkly lights!
· A ho-hum, heavy-on-the-freak season of Idol begins: Hairkinis, father/son love lockets.
· Defamer attends the Cloverfield premiere, sees a headless Lady Liberty and a headed Lady Lohan.