Everything's Coming Up Rosie
Big fat loudmouth and Broadway fanatic Rosie O'Donnell is getting her own stage show. Directed by Spring Awakening's Michael Mayer, it will be based on O'Donnell's tumultuous, high-volume life. It will mostly be a solo show, though she might get a little support on stage, possibly from Awakening producer and Amadeus actor Tom Hulce. The way we see it this could be one of two things: a mild success like Billy Crystal's 700 Sundays or a complete, glorious flame out like Suzanne Somers' The Blonde In The Thunderbird. Either way: blech. [NYP via Intelligencer]