With Andrew Morton's book on one of Hollywood's most controversial and misunderstood leading men, Tom Cruise: An Unauthorised Biography (the U.S. version, with all appopriate Ss replaced by Zs, releases simultaneously), now on store shelves, the heir to Kitty Kelley's loosely sourced, utterly shocking biographical exposé legacy has taken to the interview circuit to promote his work.

In this clip from Inside Edition, Morton fervently defends his assertions that Cruise is probably almost definitely the Church's Number Two, that Suri could very well be perceived by some Church members of being the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard, and that Cruise has knowingly and willingly sought to befriend the Beckhams for his own nefarious, probably-not- entirely-based-on- how-fabulous-he-thinks-Posh-is reasons. Equally shocking: How much Hubbard looks like Scott Thompson from The Kids in the Hall.