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So maybe you think you're sure, positive even, about who's going to get a Commie this week. All the trends seem to be going their way, they're polling well (@'s reaching all time highs). Suddenly things seem new and exciting again, corrections are being made, balanced restored! Are you right? Do you live in Nashua? After the jump you'll find out. Hint: These commenters have been crying all week.

From bettycrocker in Death Becomes Her:
"She looks like the kind of kid you see at The American Girl Store; and if you take the last Molly doll and she wants it, she'll scream and scream that you touched her in her no-spot."

From Concerned Citizen in Memo: In Sweeping Policy Change, AP Alerts Staff Britney Is Now 'A Big Deal':
"Your move, Pakistan"

From karion in Glaring Emissions:
"Poop humor. The great uniter of all internet commenters."

From Screen Name in Cashmere Mafia Too Insidery:
"This show makes an absolute mockery of how difficult it is for Asian women in real life to assemble a circle of close caucasian friends based on hair color."

From westendgirl in Spears' Family Spokeswoman Speaks Out Against "The Morbidity of People Watchin' Depravity":
"We shouldn't be so harsh, maybe her first language is LOLCAT."

Your Party Pick this week came from MisterHippity who busted a rhyme in BREAKING: Lizzie Grubman Can Vote?:
"Lizzie Grubman, in a Rover
Ran a bunch of people over
After that she yelled a curse
And did the same thing in reverse!"

Well played all. Keep 'em comin!