Mike Huckabee proved he was the official candidate of tired internet memes with his viral ad featuring the real Chuck Norris and those hilarious "Chuck Norris facts" you smirked at a couple years back. While the real campaign has not yet featured a "DUNCAN HUNTER ATE MY BALLS" attack site, one intrepid sketch comedy group has imagined a future in which it might. Because what the nation needs now is a president who's not afraid to dance with Ellen to "Smell Yo Dick."