The Miserable Life of Celeb-Chefs
Celebrity chef and "bad boy" Anthony Bourdain dishes about his life: he travels so much, it "never stops." He has no time to cook anymore. Sometimes he wakes up in a bland hotel and doesn't know where the hell he is. He's an absentee father. Does he plan on taking time off to spend time with his infant daughter? "I don't know." But he brought her to a shoot! He avoids endorsements and thinks those other people who endorse Dunkin Donuts or the Olive Garden are "silly and degrading...Of course it's for the money! Why can't I get that through my head, and why am I having such a problem doing that myself?" We wonder that every day as well. [Onion AV Club]