From an AP story that kind of soils my ebullience at Hillary's victory and on the other hand, kind of burnishes it too.

Two men wheeled a dead man through the streets in an office chair to a check-cashing store and tried to cash his Social Security check before being arrested on fraud charges, police said...David J. Dalaia and James O'Hare pushed Virgilio Cintron's body from the Manhattan apartment that O'Hare and Cintron shared to Pay-O-Matic, about a block away, spokesman Paul Browne said witnesses told police.

The dead dude was 66. The other two were 65. Maybe they had just seen Weekend At Bernies or I'm Not Rappaport. Either way, well-played, gents!