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It's time again to express our profound love for this week's sponsors, all whom we know we can depend on to fish us out of the bathtub and cradle us in their big, strong arms until the paramedics arrive after our alarmingly frequent meltdowns. If you'd like to advertise on Defamer and become an important part of our support network, see this page.


Special thanks to: Amazon Anywhere, Discovery Channel, Jive Records, The L Word, Starz, Subaru, Uwushunu.com, The Whitest Kids U'Know