Deranged Britney Spears Goes To Hospital
It turns out Britney Spears might not technically be nutso. She's actually just "under the influence of an unknown substance." Of course, that unknown substance could be a vial of pure 100% Crazy! For the amazing part of the world that is Southern California, this is like 9/11 and just like 9/11, the newscasters have absolutely no idea what they're talking about. Defamer has some pretty good videos too, in which one can hear a paparazzo salivate with glee at getting a clean shot of Britney's driveway. Yay, America!