Oh, happy day! Elisabeth Hasselbeck, The View's token right-wing punching bag, will on Monday return to the couch she was forced to abandon by the seemingly endless pregnancy that recently resulted in new son Jonathan Taylor Thomas. And she's bringing the kid to the show! And they're going to have an entire fucking hour of Hot Topics! And there will be a BIG TICKET ITEM GIVEAWAY! If Hasselbeck had been dragging the freshly delivered baby Jesus Himself into the studio for a televised playdate with Aunties Whoopi, Sherri, Barbara, and Joy, the show could hardly have prepared a more exciting celebration in His honor. [CNN.com]