The South Pole, being the single furthest point anyone on Earth can ever be from Santa Claus, is usually sadly bereft of Christmas cheer. This year, though, our intrepid and insane Antarctic-dwelling scientists had a booze-fueled Holiday Fistfight and now two have been evacuated. The injured party was a Raytheon contractor, so it's not particularly surprising that his jaw intercepted that friendly fist. [Guardian via Drudge]