The Web's top 10 top 10 lists

Why all the lists heading into 2008? Well, laziness. That, and the urge to reflect on the year gone by. No, mostly laziness. And in that spirit, we present you Valleywag's top 10 list of top 10 lists. Oh yeah — our lazy, it's meta.

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• 10. Wired's "The 10 Best Gadget Ads of 2007" makes our list because it points out why everyone wants an iPhone. Apple's genius ads.
  
  
• 9.The New York Times' "Buzzwords 2007" can has number 9.
  
  
• 8. eMarketer's Predictions for 2008 makes our list because we're so handy with their charts.
  
  
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• 7. Tumblr founder David Karp's 2008 Tech Predictions.

  Google will launch the Web Service competitors GStorage, GCompute, and GAmazonFlexiblePaymentService.

  
  
• 6.Your Best Shot 2007 Samplr, collected by Flickr, features the most interestingness of any list in our top ten.
  
  
• 5.Silicon Alley VC blogger Fred Wilson sure can pick 'em. No, not startups. Rock bands. Like the ones in his Top Ten Records 2007.
  
  
• 4.The second Wired entry — out of nearly a dozen folks, so there's real competition here! — to make our list has to be The Top 10 New Organisms of 2007 because it reviews how we did playing God last year.

  Cancer-fighting Clostridium bacteria Surgery, chemotherapy and radiation treatment mean that a cancer diagnosis is no longer always a death sentence. But certain oxygen-starved parts of tumors are still difficult to reach with the old methods. Enter the Clostridium family of bacteria. Injected into the body, they grow and multiply only in the oxygen-poor parts of cancer tumors. In September, scientists in the Netherlands showed they could arm Clostridium bacteria with therapeutic protein genes, essentially creating search-and-destroy tumor missiles.

  
  
• 3.We're not going to pretend we understand the Large Hadron Collider, which comes online in 2008, according to Ars Technica'spredictions for 2008. "The Higgs boson, supersymmetric particles, and dark matter candidates all beckon," Chris Lee writes. We'll just show you this neat video.
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• 2.Tech CEOs say the darndest things, don't they? Like remember when Zuck said media changes every 100 years? Wired's editors do, and they bring it all back in their 2007 Foot-in-Mouth Awards.

  There's no chance that the iPhone is going to get any significant market share. No chance. It's a $500 subsidized item. They may make a lot of money. But if you actually take a look at the 1.3 billion phones that get sold, I'd prefer to have our software in 60 percent or 70 percent or 80 percent of them than I would to have 2 percent or 3 percent, which is what Apple might get. — Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer on the iPhone, which is outselling all Windows Mobile phones combined.

  
  
  
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• 1. How's this for meta? We're going to declare Valleywag's own "The Web's top 10 top 10 lists" the winner. Meta FTW!

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