This is the sincerest moment in Gawker history. Also, I swear I'm going to be a better person from now on.
Wow, this dynamic duo has just drained every last ounce of snark from my holiday-weary body. Someone get Spielberg on the phone.
"We'll be friends for a million years."
Man, I hate it when my cold, dead heart thaws a little. It's quite painful, you know.
these two boys live in the same state as john fitzgerald page; talk amongst yourselves.