Chemical explosion at News Corp! One injury! And all because of their wacky environmentalism-mocking Xmas party!
Nutty Philly anchor hottie Alycia Lane called a lady cop a "fucking dyke" (as far as we know!), then she slugged her way into our hearts. Never, ever disappear, Alycia.
Lydia Hearst is responsible for Darfur.
We wept for Hentish, the official dog mascot of the New York Times Baghdad bureau, after he was shot by cruel-hearted Blackwater mercenaries. Except maybe Hentish was kind of cuntish.
That Long Island family that enslaved the help? They're just like us! In that their kids are on Facebook.
OMG HEIDI AND SPENCER
OMG JAMIE-LYNN SPEARS
We all cybered with history's greatest lover, Paul Janka.
