Apparently at 1:08 a.m. EDT tomorrow morning (the solstice, for all you non-hippies out there) everyone on the planet is supposed to rub one out in order to "effect positive change in the energy field of the Earth through input of the largest possible instantaneous surge of human biological, mental and spiritual energy." So go easy on the boozing and drugs tonight! You wouldn't want to end up responsible for harshing the Earth's buzz by being unable to "surge" your "spiritual energy."[Global Orgasm via Nerve]